The Bottesford Bar
Glossary This page will attempt to define all the strange words used throughout the site!

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(in alphabetical order)
2CV- Mat's cool car which is held together with rust... but we love it anyway!
Bar- Heaven
Botter- Insertion of a hardened staff (or stick) into the rear end of machinery (use your imagination! If you dare..)
Bungle- A huge bear like creature but a descriptive use of the word is a person who bangs into things because they are clumsy and quite often very big. A bungle likes bungling around the place.
Chicken- A creature that clucks around.. and is worshipped by many..
Chilly Willy- A children's character- a penguin I'm told... Cool theme tune.... Zoe loves Chilly Willy... just don't ask me why...
Christmas Day- 25th December- but we use it to describe how great something is. i.e.: It's like Christmas Day!
Classy- Used to describe something which gains our approval.
Cool Beans- Used to describe something that is good.
Flat Eric- A strange orange 'thing' seen in Levi's jeans commercials
Flibble- Flibble, flibble, flibble.....
Greasy Joe's- The local chippy (for our foreign visitors- a place that serves fish in batter and chips (well 'fries' to Americans))
Greasy Joe- The bloke who works in Greasy Joe's. He is Portuguese and has very greasy hair and a 'great' sense of humour!
Ickle- Meaning small or petite. Often used as a descriptive word for Linda- e.g.. Linda has ickle legs...
Kazoolas- Pointy bits found on certain humans...
Magical- Describes something that is cool- well in fact, better than cool!
Narcissistic- To love oneself and proclaim it to the world- i.e. Leonardo di Caprio
Onkyblok, Onkyblok- Yoghurt- but you can build things from the empty pots!
Phrase Of The Week- Similar to word of the month only it lasts for but one week and contains more than one word- a phrase even...
Raw- Something that is unpleasant to taste or look at- eg. she's raw; this sausage tastes raw
Scampi- Small kitten who lives in the bar- likes eating anything on the floor...
Spanner- Often found sleeping...
Toast- Bread that has been toasted- enjoyed whole heatedly by us all!
Tracey Anderson- Ugly porn star with an awful Essex accent... 'Well thankyou!' is her classic phrase...
Vomit- Often found when alcohol is introduced to Rachel....
Wicked- A word everyone cool used to say in the late 80's- we've revived it
Woo- An exclamation of personal satisfaction often shared with others
Word Of The Month- A chosen word, agreed on by us all, which we like the sound of and we keep saying it a lot...
Zoe's Hair- Big, animal like and prone to attack...